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Tecnici informatici
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L'informatico e la prostituta: che siano la stessa cosa?

- Lavori a degli orari bizzarri

- Sei pagato per rendere felice il tuo cliente

- Il tuo cliente paga tanto, ma e' il tuo padrone che intasca

- Sei pagato all'ora, ma i tuoi orari arrivano fino a quando il lavoro e' finito

- Anche se sei bravo, non sei mai fiero di quello che fai

- Sei ricompensato se soddisfi le fantasie del cliente

- Ti e' difficile avere e mantenere una famiglia

- Quando ti domandano in che cosa consiste il tuo lavoro, tu non puoi spiegarlo

- I tuoi amici si allontanano da te e resti solo con gente del tuo tipo

- E' il cliente che paga l'hotel e le ore di lavoro

- Il tuo padrone ha una gran bella macchina

- Quando vai in "missione" da un cliente, arrivi con un gran sorriso. Ma quando e' finito, sei di cattivo umore


- Per valutare le tue capacita' ti sottopongono a dei terribili tests

- Il cliente vuole pagare sempre meno e tu devi fare delle meraviglie

- Quando ti alzi dal letto dici "Non posso fare questo per tutta la vita"

Tragicamente VERO ......


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